Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2: A Hilarious Collection of Side Quests
Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 isn't just a brutally realistic medieval RPG; it's a masterclass in unpredictable absurdity. The following side quests highlight the game's unique charm and hilarious unpredictability, without spoiling the main storyline.
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Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song
In Želejov, two lazy troubadours dream of Bohemian musical stardom, lacking funds, instruments, and direction. Henry, ever the helpful protagonist, embarks on a series of increasingly ridiculous errands. He steals a lute, procures sheep gut strings (after the troubadours snap the original strings), and even hauls sacks to settle their debts. Their reward for Henry's efforts? A soul-crushingly boring song about his own mundane tasks. The comedic payoff is priceless.
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Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern
The hunter Vojtěch, needed to craft those lute strings, is found drunk and tree-bound after a wolf encounter. The intended quest involves rescuing him, his horse, and helping him sober up. However, delivering him directly to the tavern offers a far more entertaining outcome. His disgruntled reaction and subsequent encounter make for a memorable, if slightly less helpful, side quest.
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Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog
The Polovtsians, responsible for Henry's family's tragedy, are encountered in a tavern. Instead of a violent confrontation, a bizarre series of events unfolds: matchmaking, excessive drinking, and a philosophical discussion with a talking dog that culminates in a daring (and hilarious) lake swim.
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Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price
A successful burglary turns sour when a seemingly insignificant detail—flashy accessories and lingering smells—leads to Henry's arrest. The game's attention to detail and realistic consequences makes even minor mistakes memorable.
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Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies
Stealing a horse and attempting to sell it to the gypsy horse trader, Mikolaj, results in a comical series of events, including the horse's escape and Mikolaj's leisurely breakfast. The quest's unexpected twists highlight the game's immersive and unpredictable nature.
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Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out
These are just a few examples of the game's commitment to realistic consequences and immersive gameplay. Every choice, no matter how small, leads to unexpected and often hilarious outcomes. The unique gameplay makes each playthrough a distinct and memorable experience.
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Bohemia awaits!
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